How to Tell Them Apart

Sure, some GOP candidates are crazier than others but that's just a matter of degree. They all have that disease. If you really want to tell them apart you have to look at the differences in the policies they are pushing for, so here's a handy dandy chart that should help.

Hmmm...OK, we'll work on a chart that ranks them by crazy, since this one didn't help much in telling them apart.